You are sworn to secrecy!

May locusts eat your crops should you violate my trust!

The Hex, Hex, Hex

The hex, hex, hex often came into play in dating situations.  The unfortunate recipient often never knew what hit him.

I am filled w/ bitterness. No email. I hate this guy, whose name I shall not even speak, who shall be called 'X'.  I need more diversions. I really, really hate 'X'. Hex, hex, hex. If I have spare time I will search the web for effective voodoo techniques. 10/14/2000

Homer: Which one's Selma, again? 

Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days. 

Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ... you know ... touched.

Marge: It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her.

The Patty & Selma Curse

Christine reluctantly and judiciously handed out the Patty and Selma curse only when it was absolutely necessary.  And she always looked for signs to justify lifting this dreaded curse.   The unfortunate recipient was doomed to marry someone like Patty and Selma Bouvier (Marge's ugly sisters from the Simpson's).  But there was always hope.

And if things go well, I might lift the Patty & Selma Curse. 3/24/2001